the deep thoughts server

Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.

If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!



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