the deep thoughts server
Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring
you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.
|A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."|