the deep thoughts server

Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.

If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.



Wondering who Jack Handey is?--->

This server is maintained by Christopher Uriarte.
This is not-for-profit and just for fun, so please don't sue me.