the deep thoughts server

Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.

Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think.



Wondering who Jack Handey is?--->

This server is maintained by Christopher Uriarte.
This is not-for-profit and just for fun, so please don't sue me.