the deep thoughts server

Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.



Wondering who Jack Handey is?--->

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