the deep thoughts server

Through the magic of the web, it's my pleasure to bring you the Deep Thoughts Server.
Use the reaload button on your browser or hit the button below to get a
brand new Jack Handey tidbit every time.

If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.



Wondering who Jack Handey is?--->

This server is maintained by Christopher Uriarte.
This is not-for-profit and just for fun, so please don't sue me.